Hurricane Hair

The boys had just finished their hockey practice session when they noticed this 'Star Trek' like transporter device in the lobby of the arena. It simulates a hurricane with winds of up to 80mph.
Well I could see they were a little sweaty from the workout. ... So I put them in the machine and Wenda dialed in 'hurricane force winds' .  After the full dose, they came out nice and fluffy. I should have thrown in a couple sheets of 'Bounce'.
Allan